American Language

What is American Laguage? Well if we were to get techniacl about it then we would have to say there isn't one. I mean yes we all speak "English" but that "English" changes from city to city. America doesn't have an official language. We only speak English due to our grandparents the British. And as you can see we sound nothiing like them. So what does this say about our governemnt and all those idiots who wrote the constitution: it says that they are idiots. It says that Americans are idiots. I mean for cryiong out loud we could be sued over this language matter. Why isn't anyone worried about this, but me.